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Despair, Inc. now has a site where you can create your own “parody motivators” as they call them. Using the Parody Motivator Generator, you can upload your own photos, ad your title and text, and soon you’ll have your own Demotivator which looks just like the real thing. Here’s the result of my noodling around with it for a bit:

Yesterday I received my postcard from the Packers with my current place in the season ticket waiting list. I moved up from 66,693 to 65,856. That’s a jump of 837. If this keeps up instead of getting tickets in 90 years, now it will only take 79 years. Sure I’ll be 114, but we’ll all be living longer by then, won’t we?